STUPIDITY TESTFAQ

By AvanVision · A real digital product

How Stupid Are You?$2.00 To Find Out.

A numbered digital certificate confirming what everyone already suspected. Yours is permanent. The low numbers are not.

Be one of the first 50.

Pay $2.00.

One-off purchase. No subscription. We’ll email you the cert.

Secured by Polar / Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay supported.

Live scoreboard

The paperwork is spreading.

Certified

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First 50

1/50

49 low-number certificates still open.

What this is funding

  • The certificate machine: domain, checkout, email, delivery.
  • More AvanVision experiments: tiny tools, weird bets, startup prototypes.
  • Founder time: fewer excuses, more shipped things.

First 50 wall

Numbers only.

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How it works

  1. 01

    Pay

    $2.00. That’s it. Apple Pay, Google Pay, card.

  2. 02

    Confirm

    Your name, your email, your legacy.

  3. 03

    Receive

    A personalized certificate arrives in your inbox. You’ll be a number. A real one.

By the numbers

International paperwork sightings

Where the certificates are landing. Countries with fewer than five certificates are aggregated for privacy.

No country has yet cleared the threshold. Be the first to put yours on the map (figuratively).

FAQ

Questions, mostly rhetorical

Is this a real test?
Yes. The test is whether you'll pay $2 to be told you're stupid. You're already failing.
Will I actually get something?
A personalized digital certificate (PNG + PDF) emailed to you. With your name, your number in the sequence, and the date you joined.
What's on the certificate?
Your name (or anonymous, if you prefer), your certificate number, the issue date, and a few finishing details we won't spoil. Yours forever, screenshot-ready.
Where does the money go?
Straight to AvanVision — an indie maker building things. It pays the platform fees and funds whatever dumb thing we're cooking up next.
Refund?
All sales are final, subject to your statutory consumer rights. We honor them — see the refund policy. We don't dispute legitimate chargebacks either.
Is this gambling?
No. The outcome is deterministic — you pay, you get a cert. No random draw, no surprise odds. The only variable is which number in the sequence you get.
Why does the price differ by country?
Flat local pricing. €2 in Europe, A$2 in Australia, ¥200 in Japan, ₹150 in India. Same novelty value, just denominated where you live.
Is my data safe?
We collect only what's needed: email, country, optional display name, payment metadata. No advertising trackers. See the privacy policy for the full picture and the DSAR form to exercise your data rights.
What's the catch?
The catch is the joke. You're paying $2 for proof that you'd pay $2. The proof is real — a PNG and PDF you can keep, frame, or post. But the underlying fact you're certifying is also real.

Still here?

You’ve already read this far. At this point, the $2.00 is a formality. You’ve made the decision. You’re simply completing the paperwork.

Pay $2.00.

One-off purchase. No subscription. We’ll email you the cert.

Secured by Polar / Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay supported.